Fun With Realivision - Yeah, it's really just filler...
So I'm checking out the site stats, something I haven't done for a while, and it's nice to see people are still dropping by. Hi! Nice to see you! Please leave comments. I need the validation. Please. I'm begging you... Besides, the numbers aren't anywhere near what they were in the Realivision heyday. That makes commenting so much more vital to my emotional well-being!
Alright, that's out of the way. And I do have a goal in mind for this post. Keywords! The nifty phrases people type into Google or, if Treasure Hunters got to them enough, Ask.com, to find the information they need about their favourite reality shows. While none of the ones used to find Realivision come close to the "terry hatcher toilet" or "robot rape" people used to find my other blog (which has been just as forlorn and forgotten as this one), it's still fun to see what's on people's minds. Some comments after the stats...
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6 11.32% dancin with the stars
3 5.66% maksim chmerkovsky
2 3.77% dancin' with the stars
2 3.77% nerd routine pictures so you think you can dance
2 3.77% dancin with the stars first season
2 3.77% laird macintosh
2 3.77% celebrity duets pictures
1 1.89% allison and ivan
1 1.89% louis van amstel gay blog
1 1.89% lynn-rae wrote body
1 1.89% jessica and melissa schilling
1 1.89% monique coleman and louis van amstel are they a couple
1 1.89% extra with monique coleman and louis van amstel
1 1.89% lynn rae wrote
1 1.89% so you think you can dance what a feeling
1 1.89% theo von neck brace
1 1.89% louis van amstel gay
1 1.89% sara evans apology allison
1 1.89% is louis van amstel gay
1 1.89% pictures so you think you can dance goth zombie
1 1.89% karina smirnoff ethnicity
1 1.89% melissa witek
1 1.89% knowlton haaland
1 1.89% inflatable violet beauregarde costumes
1 1.89% big brother janelle and will interview
1 1.89% treasure hunters melissa miss usa
1 1.89% name of judges dancing with the stars
1 1.89% rap song for learnin the names of bones in the human skeleton
1 1.89% kym jung soon, the professional dancer
1 1.89% jones soda company
1 1.89% dancer cheryl burke ethnicity
1 1.89% lynn rae dance
1 1.89% so you think you can dance season 2 goth dance video
1 1.89% kym johnson tom dancin stars springer
1 1.89% so you think you can dance tour recap
1 1.89% judges of so you think you can dance
1 1.89% edyta sliwinska nude pics
1 1.89% louis van amstel gay blogs
1 1.89% ethnicity of dancer cheryl burke
1 1.89% miss florida gator melissa witek
1 1.89% carrie ann inaba youtube
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People really want to know if Dancing With the Stars, ummm, star Louis Van Amstel is gay, don't they? I'll tell you right now, I don't know if he is. I wouldn't bet against it, but unless you're hoping to get busy with him, it really doesn't matter if he is or not. Providing that people aren't wanting to sue because their fantasies have been crushed, like a group of Clay Aiken fans are.
Note from that last paragraph that the word is "Dancing". Only one lone searcher put the "g" in. Someone even correctly inserted an apostrophe when they dropped the "g" and put in "dancin'", but that's wrong too. Why do those of you who dropped it hate the letter "g" so much? You don't see others looking for "louis van amstel ay blo", do you?
I'm surprised by "inflatable violet beauregarde costumes". Have I really made enough Charlie and the Chocolate Factory references to get that high up in the search rankings? It would be an awesome costume though. Push a button and compressed air inflates you into a giant blueberry.
It's nice to see people are searching for Miss Realivision 2006, Melissa Witek. She rocks. It's also nice to see people are searching for Luscious Laird Macintosh. I'm sure after the critical drubbing he took during Treasure Hunters that he could use the support.
Jones Soda does indeed make a fine product. They have a wonderful line of carbonated beverages that you really should try. Jones Soda, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Sorry, I don't have any nude pictures of Edyta Sliwinska, but she is a foxy dancer, you sly porn hunter, whoever you are!
Seriously folks, it's "dancing" and "learning".
Alright, that's out of the way. And I do have a goal in mind for this post. Keywords! The nifty phrases people type into Google or, if Treasure Hunters got to them enough, Ask.com, to find the information they need about their favourite reality shows. While none of the ones used to find Realivision come close to the "terry hatcher toilet" or "robot rape" people used to find my other blog (which has been just as forlorn and forgotten as this one), it's still fun to see what's on people's minds. Some comments after the stats...
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6 11.32% dancin with the stars
3 5.66% maksim chmerkovsky
2 3.77% dancin' with the stars
2 3.77% nerd routine pictures so you think you can dance
2 3.77% dancin with the stars first season
2 3.77% laird macintosh
2 3.77% celebrity duets pictures
1 1.89% allison and ivan
1 1.89% louis van amstel gay blog
1 1.89% lynn-rae wrote body
1 1.89% jessica and melissa schilling
1 1.89% monique coleman and louis van amstel are they a couple
1 1.89% extra with monique coleman and louis van amstel
1 1.89% lynn rae wrote
1 1.89% so you think you can dance what a feeling
1 1.89% theo von neck brace
1 1.89% louis van amstel gay
1 1.89% sara evans apology allison
1 1.89% is louis van amstel gay
1 1.89% pictures so you think you can dance goth zombie
1 1.89% karina smirnoff ethnicity
1 1.89% melissa witek
1 1.89% knowlton haaland
1 1.89% inflatable violet beauregarde costumes
1 1.89% big brother janelle and will interview
1 1.89% treasure hunters melissa miss usa
1 1.89% name of judges dancing with the stars
1 1.89% rap song for learnin the names of bones in the human skeleton
1 1.89% kym jung soon, the professional dancer
1 1.89% jones soda company
1 1.89% dancer cheryl burke ethnicity
1 1.89% lynn rae dance
1 1.89% so you think you can dance season 2 goth dance video
1 1.89% kym johnson tom dancin stars springer
1 1.89% so you think you can dance tour recap
1 1.89% judges of so you think you can dance
1 1.89% edyta sliwinska nude pics
1 1.89% louis van amstel gay blogs
1 1.89% ethnicity of dancer cheryl burke
1 1.89% miss florida gator melissa witek
1 1.89% carrie ann inaba youtube
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People really want to know if Dancing With the Stars, ummm, star Louis Van Amstel is gay, don't they? I'll tell you right now, I don't know if he is. I wouldn't bet against it, but unless you're hoping to get busy with him, it really doesn't matter if he is or not. Providing that people aren't wanting to sue because their fantasies have been crushed, like a group of Clay Aiken fans are.
Note from that last paragraph that the word is "Dancing". Only one lone searcher put the "g" in. Someone even correctly inserted an apostrophe when they dropped the "g" and put in "dancin'", but that's wrong too. Why do those of you who dropped it hate the letter "g" so much? You don't see others looking for "louis van amstel ay blo", do you?
I'm surprised by "inflatable violet beauregarde costumes". Have I really made enough Charlie and the Chocolate Factory references to get that high up in the search rankings? It would be an awesome costume though. Push a button and compressed air inflates you into a giant blueberry.
It's nice to see people are searching for Miss Realivision 2006, Melissa Witek. She rocks. It's also nice to see people are searching for Luscious Laird Macintosh. I'm sure after the critical drubbing he took during Treasure Hunters that he could use the support.
Jones Soda does indeed make a fine product. They have a wonderful line of carbonated beverages that you really should try. Jones Soda, it's not just for breakfast anymore.
Sorry, I don't have any nude pictures of Edyta Sliwinska, but she is a foxy dancer, you sly porn hunter, whoever you are!
Seriously folks, it's "dancing" and "learning".
posted by Tabby at 4:43 p.m.
4 Comments:
That Ftc(Clay) thing was a hoax. No last names, phone numbers, or addresses were ever given in the "complaint" it was not, nor has it ever been anything but a few Non-fans not former fans. Christina A. fans and Brittney fans did the same thing a few years ago. hence the reason nothing ever became of it.
DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET.
Anonymous - Ah, thank you for that. It was one of those hoaxes that was easy to fall for, and I know even major news sources get taken in quite frequently. Snopes.com is a great hoax resource, but they don't have this one up there yet so I had to search elsewhere.
But in my defense, it was carried by the news, and it was a believable story. :)
Icarus, I use a stat counter for the site. It tells me how many people visit, what country they're from, how many are return visitors, and if they followed links, where the links are from, and which search engine is used as well as what phrases were searched. If you check out my other blog, in the column to your left is a graphic that says "Free HC". Click on that. The one I use here is somewhat similar, but it's invisible which I like because I'm trying not to crowd things up too much.
Tabby, I think I'm going to add "Miss Realivision 2006" to my resume. :)
Interesting finds!
Your friend,
Melissa
(NBC's Treasure Hunters"
You really should, Melissa. It's a very prestigious title.
By the way, I still can't access your board from work, and so without a computer at home, I don't know when I'll be back on. You can still reach me through MySpace or e-mail though.
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