Big Brother: All-Stars - Air Date July 16
AAAAAAAAARGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Argh.
This will be made clear nearer the end.
It's the aftermath of the live eviction. Erika was happy to see her nemesis gone, Jase didn't care about who left, Janelle feels really safe because the one person who was coming after her is gone (she's not the only BB6er misreading the house, as will be clear later), Danielle was pleased to still be in the house, Marcellas admitted he struck a deal with the SeaSickers to vote out Alison and then they will go after Danielle... But what about Diane and Nakomis?
There doesn't seem to be a lot of suspicion on Nakomis voting to evict Danielle yet, but Janelle and Danielle talking are positive Diane was one of the two votes. Danielle's strategy this week is to pucker up and kiss Janelle's butt. There is something I could say about Howie's strategy with Dr. Will, but I'm doing my best to keep this thing PG.
Ah! Diane and Nakomis were really blindsided with everyone else voting to evict Alison. Nakomis recognized just how vulnerable they had just been left by the others. It then dawned on her that first Cowboy outlasted her, but now Howie might do that as well. No, but if it does I feel for her. What a horrible Big Brother legacy. Urgh. The same thing could even happen to Diane or Jase.
We then see the Kaysar's HoH win celebration again, and yes, it was noticed. Jase even gave us a little look back to Season 5 when he celebrated a little over the top when Scott "Savage" won a competition.
Janelle didn't see a problem with the celebrating, but she doesn't seem to be seeing much so far (and queue the hate mail - I know she's popular, but that doesn't exempt her, people).
James is the only BB6er who's playing with the thought that other people might win the Head of Household at some point. He may have also had Diebold construct the nomination box this season, so don't be surprised if he wins.
Even Danielle, who is currently beholden to SeaSick, can't wait for them to stop winning, and we're only two HoH reigns in!
As the three core BeeBeeSixers talk names, Howie throws in Nakomis as a possibility. Bastard. If you cause her eviction, you owe me an interview. But I'll replace every instance of the word "boobies" with "donkeys".
Realivision: Hi, Howie! Thanks for joining us!
Howie: I love donkeys!
Realivision: What was life like in the BB7 house?
Howie: I love rubbing donkeys!
Realivision: What's with your obsession with Dr. Will?
Howie: I like putting my face in between a pair of donkeys and singing Air Supply songs!
Janelle wanted to put up Pinky and The Brain, but instead of thinking this through the alliance preferred to overthink it.
Kaysar concluded this meeting with, "Okay, let's make this a week to remember." Oh. That doesn't portend well for the future, and I'm not talking about the other players but about the wiseness of his nominations.
Boogie wasn't happy with Kaysar winning, and Dr. Will was positive he'll get nominated. We'll see who else we see talking before we start thinking this is misdirection.
Now we pause for a short infomercial where Dr. Will espouses the greatness of Botox. It was fun to see the talk between he and Kaysar on the subject of cosmetic procedures, and when Kaysar started talking about crossing the line and "adding pouches inside your breast." At that line, we cut to a shot of Janelle and Erika listening to this conversation. Well done, producers! Kudos to whoever decided on that edit! Not that either of them have ever had boob jobs.
Kaysar thought Will was very dismissive of his arguments, you know, the anti-cosmetic surgery arguments to the doctor who makes a healthy living doing cosmetic procedures.
He then went to Howie and talked about how it's bad to grope donkeys.
Something interesting they're doing with the HoH room this season. It seems that each new Head of Household won't just be getting some goodies but a whole redecorated and refurnished room. How they missed Ty Pennington screaming into a bullhorn is beyond me.
This led to some Diary Room wishlists for the HoH room. Except for Will, who said he just doesn't care. Somehow Cowboy even snuck in and said he'd settle for a shack, as long as someone will just let him win an HoH competition.
After everyone left, Kaysar and Howie were discussing how Kaysar beat Nakomis in chest. He said she was good, but she doesn't think ahead. He then went downstairs and painted a pot and a kettle black.
Howie then surprised the world by coming up with a surprisingly good plan. Put Nakomis on the block with either Pinky or the Brain. I was probably a fluke though, as I strongly suspect he just wants her out, but he started explaining it, how it would divide the others as sides would form to save individuals. This is an excellent idea, Howie! See what happens when you stop eating paste? But really, it was a great plan. It didn't go too far though as Janelle started getting a little paranoid and wondering why James wasn't in there with them, because he's not allowed to play his own game.
James was called in, there was a little talk about how it's good to be out amongst the others, then Jimmy (can I call you "Jimmy"?) let Kaysar know that Janelle doesn't believe that Jase is against them. She's convinced that Jase is being straight with them. Over at FBI headquarters, it was at that moment her application to be a profiler was put into a shredder.
She then brought back up the idea of putting one from each time, which Howie agreed with, but in the Diary Room Kaysar said the decision hadn't been made yet and he wants to get the biggest bang for his buck. Prepare youselves, I see a horrible nomination coming up.
There was then some footage of Erika and Kaysar talking and a little flirting, and it was made to look like a possible love connection, except that's probably not going to happen. I can see them as friends though. It seems Erika recently broke up with her boyfriend of five years, Josh from Big Brother 1. Erika was in Season 4, which was three years ago. That means she was dating a Big Brother guy before becoming a Big Brother gal. Is it contageous?
Then there are Nakomis and Diane talking, and neither of them think Kaysar sees them as a threat. Hmmmm. And earlier Pinky and The Brain thought they themselves would be most likely to go up.
Back to Howie with a little goofy background music, there was more on him and Dr. Will, and the good doctor realizing how little new material Howie brings into his act as he was getting a little repetitive with how pale Will is.
Okay, enough. I'm fast forwarding.
Strategy talk between Jase and Pinky and The Brain. Howie catches them, which worries Jase because he doesn't want to be seen as being affiliated with anyone yet, so he went to Janelle and gave her some information to cover his butt.
Then there is the food challenge, where everyone has to put on overalls (which worked on Jase very well) and bandanas (which Jase didn't wear as a mandana). It turns out that the good ol' PB&J sandwiches for food losers are now gone. Instead they get Big Brother Slop, a kind over watered down oatmeal. Yum! They were seperated into two teams, and each time had to go in pairs and get fake rats out of troughs of the slop. The first team to twelve rats would be the winners. Nakomis lost her bandana and thought it was a rat at one point but didn't realize it until she got to the goal, making her have to go back. At the end those precious seconds cost her team the competition.
Jedi Howie takes George on as his apprentice. Fast forward. I like George, but I have to work in the morning.
Kaysar in the HoH room with Pinky and The Brain. Fast for... Hold on. He's making a deal with them? Okay, I really do need to put this baby to bed.
Nominated are Nakomis and Diane. Not exactly the "concussion blow" Kaysar said he wanted to land. He wanted to stir things up and find out where people's true loyalties lay. Yeah, by nominating the two people who were completely left out of the cold on eviction night.
Now time will only tell if this horribly thought out nomination is this season's taking the finger off the button for Kaysar.
I have to go get some sleep now.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Argh.
This will be made clear nearer the end.
It's the aftermath of the live eviction. Erika was happy to see her nemesis gone, Jase didn't care about who left, Janelle feels really safe because the one person who was coming after her is gone (she's not the only BB6er misreading the house, as will be clear later), Danielle was pleased to still be in the house, Marcellas admitted he struck a deal with the SeaSickers to vote out Alison and then they will go after Danielle... But what about Diane and Nakomis?
There doesn't seem to be a lot of suspicion on Nakomis voting to evict Danielle yet, but Janelle and Danielle talking are positive Diane was one of the two votes. Danielle's strategy this week is to pucker up and kiss Janelle's butt. There is something I could say about Howie's strategy with Dr. Will, but I'm doing my best to keep this thing PG.
Ah! Diane and Nakomis were really blindsided with everyone else voting to evict Alison. Nakomis recognized just how vulnerable they had just been left by the others. It then dawned on her that first Cowboy outlasted her, but now Howie might do that as well. No, but if it does I feel for her. What a horrible Big Brother legacy. Urgh. The same thing could even happen to Diane or Jase.
We then see the Kaysar's HoH win celebration again, and yes, it was noticed. Jase even gave us a little look back to Season 5 when he celebrated a little over the top when Scott "Savage" won a competition.
Janelle didn't see a problem with the celebrating, but she doesn't seem to be seeing much so far (and queue the hate mail - I know she's popular, but that doesn't exempt her, people).
James is the only BB6er who's playing with the thought that other people might win the Head of Household at some point. He may have also had Diebold construct the nomination box this season, so don't be surprised if he wins.
Even Danielle, who is currently beholden to SeaSick, can't wait for them to stop winning, and we're only two HoH reigns in!
As the three core BeeBeeSixers talk names, Howie throws in Nakomis as a possibility. Bastard. If you cause her eviction, you owe me an interview. But I'll replace every instance of the word "boobies" with "donkeys".
Realivision: Hi, Howie! Thanks for joining us!
Howie: I love donkeys!
Realivision: What was life like in the BB7 house?
Howie: I love rubbing donkeys!
Realivision: What's with your obsession with Dr. Will?
Howie: I like putting my face in between a pair of donkeys and singing Air Supply songs!
Janelle wanted to put up Pinky and The Brain, but instead of thinking this through the alliance preferred to overthink it.
Kaysar concluded this meeting with, "Okay, let's make this a week to remember." Oh. That doesn't portend well for the future, and I'm not talking about the other players but about the wiseness of his nominations.
Boogie wasn't happy with Kaysar winning, and Dr. Will was positive he'll get nominated. We'll see who else we see talking before we start thinking this is misdirection.
Now we pause for a short infomercial where Dr. Will espouses the greatness of Botox. It was fun to see the talk between he and Kaysar on the subject of cosmetic procedures, and when Kaysar started talking about crossing the line and "adding pouches inside your breast." At that line, we cut to a shot of Janelle and Erika listening to this conversation. Well done, producers! Kudos to whoever decided on that edit! Not that either of them have ever had boob jobs.
Kaysar thought Will was very dismissive of his arguments, you know, the anti-cosmetic surgery arguments to the doctor who makes a healthy living doing cosmetic procedures.
He then went to Howie and talked about how it's bad to grope donkeys.
Something interesting they're doing with the HoH room this season. It seems that each new Head of Household won't just be getting some goodies but a whole redecorated and refurnished room. How they missed Ty Pennington screaming into a bullhorn is beyond me.
This led to some Diary Room wishlists for the HoH room. Except for Will, who said he just doesn't care. Somehow Cowboy even snuck in and said he'd settle for a shack, as long as someone will just let him win an HoH competition.
After everyone left, Kaysar and Howie were discussing how Kaysar beat Nakomis in chest. He said she was good, but she doesn't think ahead. He then went downstairs and painted a pot and a kettle black.
Howie then surprised the world by coming up with a surprisingly good plan. Put Nakomis on the block with either Pinky or the Brain. I was probably a fluke though, as I strongly suspect he just wants her out, but he started explaining it, how it would divide the others as sides would form to save individuals. This is an excellent idea, Howie! See what happens when you stop eating paste? But really, it was a great plan. It didn't go too far though as Janelle started getting a little paranoid and wondering why James wasn't in there with them, because he's not allowed to play his own game.
James was called in, there was a little talk about how it's good to be out amongst the others, then Jimmy (can I call you "Jimmy"?) let Kaysar know that Janelle doesn't believe that Jase is against them. She's convinced that Jase is being straight with them. Over at FBI headquarters, it was at that moment her application to be a profiler was put into a shredder.
She then brought back up the idea of putting one from each time, which Howie agreed with, but in the Diary Room Kaysar said the decision hadn't been made yet and he wants to get the biggest bang for his buck. Prepare youselves, I see a horrible nomination coming up.
There was then some footage of Erika and Kaysar talking and a little flirting, and it was made to look like a possible love connection, except that's probably not going to happen. I can see them as friends though. It seems Erika recently broke up with her boyfriend of five years, Josh from Big Brother 1. Erika was in Season 4, which was three years ago. That means she was dating a Big Brother guy before becoming a Big Brother gal. Is it contageous?
Then there are Nakomis and Diane talking, and neither of them think Kaysar sees them as a threat. Hmmmm. And earlier Pinky and The Brain thought they themselves would be most likely to go up.
Back to Howie with a little goofy background music, there was more on him and Dr. Will, and the good doctor realizing how little new material Howie brings into his act as he was getting a little repetitive with how pale Will is.
Okay, enough. I'm fast forwarding.
Strategy talk between Jase and Pinky and The Brain. Howie catches them, which worries Jase because he doesn't want to be seen as being affiliated with anyone yet, so he went to Janelle and gave her some information to cover his butt.
Then there is the food challenge, where everyone has to put on overalls (which worked on Jase very well) and bandanas (which Jase didn't wear as a mandana). It turns out that the good ol' PB&J sandwiches for food losers are now gone. Instead they get Big Brother Slop, a kind over watered down oatmeal. Yum! They were seperated into two teams, and each time had to go in pairs and get fake rats out of troughs of the slop. The first team to twelve rats would be the winners. Nakomis lost her bandana and thought it was a rat at one point but didn't realize it until she got to the goal, making her have to go back. At the end those precious seconds cost her team the competition.
Jedi Howie takes George on as his apprentice. Fast forward. I like George, but I have to work in the morning.
Kaysar in the HoH room with Pinky and The Brain. Fast for... Hold on. He's making a deal with them? Okay, I really do need to put this baby to bed.
Nominated are Nakomis and Diane. Not exactly the "concussion blow" Kaysar said he wanted to land. He wanted to stir things up and find out where people's true loyalties lay. Yeah, by nominating the two people who were completely left out of the cold on eviction night.
Now time will only tell if this horribly thought out nomination is this season's taking the finger off the button for Kaysar.
I have to go get some sleep now.
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